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what is this i dont even what is this i dont even

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Takes me back...

Oh, if those blue bastards would do stuff like this in the original SkiFree. Blow up that Yeti like there's no tomorrow.

Good work.


Short-Factor responds:

yeah to fuck with him


Crotchless Chaps Crotchless Chaps

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I didn't connect.

The animation is good and some of the jokes worked. At the end of the day, though, I think this is very overestimated. The characters were bland and the body builder design felt like when 12 year old girls try to draw manga and everything just looks carbon copied and a bit off. The characters' physique was something that also messed up the connection to the story a bit. Probably 'cause I'm a fat idiot.

The voice acting was not always top-notch, which is to be expected if one person does all the voices. A bit of a forced "let's try and make this character sound a little different than the others by not clearing my throat or something" syndrome.

The design and plot reminds me of Jake's Booty call, which was far superior to this short.
I'd love to hear the creators comments on these issues.



Stickman YoYo Stickman YoYo

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Two words: Too short...

This certainly has potential. The animation style and the feel to the whole movie was very professional. But how long was it? A couple of seconds? I suggest you use this and make it longer.

When the movie started rolling, I was expecting a 2-3 minute thing where he's trying to get that jojo to work. If you just put a bit more effort into it and make it longer, it's a great submission.

Also, you might want to consider using another character than the stickman. Sticks have been used too much already, and you should have something better, really...

Still, congrats. Good base.


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sexysexybicycle responds:

This cartoon achived what it was supposed to. I wanted to do a simple gag with a simple character, and that's what I did. I didn't want to drag it out just for the sake of making it longer. I'll difinatley make longer cartoons in the future, but this one is fine the way it is. Thanks for your suggestions though.


Bbq does not approve! Bbq does not approve!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Well...

I know this'll go through... I don't want it to, but it will. It does suck, yes. It's not original, funny or interesting in any way. It's not provoking or instigating, if that's what you were hoping it to be... It's just dull and boring. But for some reason, Newgrounds is filled with half-assed animation from people who can produce anything, just because they've got some kind of reputation on the BBS or something... I don't know, and I don't want to know... This is crap, anyway...


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Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

"SOME KIND OF REPUTATION ON THE BBS"

WHAT THE FUCK?

I go to bbs like once a month.

Have aniceday.


S.M.W The Movie Pt.1! S.M.W The Movie Pt.1!

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I think it's a bit too slow...

It's too slow. There's not much happening, just the same music in the background and some slow dialogue. Nothing's realy happened, so I don't see why I would want to watch the next part. Maybe just to see Bowser rape Peach... Um...

Nah, I don't think this'll go through...


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funkyjunky responds:

First of all there are 3 different mario tracks...

Belive me Part 2 is going to be much better. If you hadnt noticed this was originally a test to see what i could do with the new flash 8 functions!

Thankyou for your comment and i hope you do watch part 2 :)


Bbq walking down the park Bbq walking down the park

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I hope for god's sake this doesn't make it through

There's already so many crappy barbeque-flashes that you've been spewing out. This one was not at all fun. You actually used Bohemian Rhapsody in such a "hello, this took 15 minutes to make"-piece of crap. Also, it's a bit racist, a bit stupid and a whole lot of boring. Neat recepie... Stop making these...


Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

BO-HOOO

BO-HOOOOO

Right now it appears to pass.


Lim & Richi: Boundaries Lim & Richi: Boundaries

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Kudos to you!

This was really great. Continue making these. It's an order...



Amateur Minute 7 Amateur Minute 7

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Really nice.

"Vad många fina flickor det var här inne..."
It's acceptably often you see swedish songs or speech in flashmovies on Newgrounds... Sweet. Really nice random humor.


Lord-Sonx responds:

swedish is fun :P


Ugly Katamari Ugly Katamari

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Good point...

THIS IS NOT GOOD
THIS IS ASS

Well, I don't see why you would submit an "animation" like this. Make it into a "movie" then... It wouldn't be so hard. Then come back... I don't think there's room for these things on NG.



Monkey Madness III Monkey Madness III

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really good!

As mentioned before, your animation style is very interesting and great-looking. The movie's got a really cartoonish look and a professional feel to it. The story is good enough, but maybe a little basic.

My only advice is, spare us of the gore. It really doesn't need blood to get interesting. Well, atleast that was better than if the banana raped the poor guy... I guess.

Great work, anyhow!